Best Ice Cream Ever

Lets make this clear, there are two things in this world that are the best (other than my blog posting):

1) The Phillies
2) The Official Ice Cream of the Philadelphia Phuckin Phillies

For those deprived kids out there (or deuchebag met fans), who haven't tasted this masterpiece, see below for my best effort at a description:

"a concoction of graham "phlavored" ice cream swirled with graham cracker ripple and topped off with choco marshmallow cups."

Are you kiddin me? Pure phuckin genius. If you haven't tasted this, you haven't lived.

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LAY OFF ME, I'M STARVING!!!

Today was a big day. I finally had the much anticipated waffle egg and cheese sandwich from dunkin donuts. As such, I thought I would share my experience.

While tasty, I think it's a leg-down on the infamous mcdonalds mcgriddle, which I believe to be the most relevant comp, on an overall basis. From a taste-test perspective, the dunkin waffle sandwich was bland, due to a lack of syrupy taste in the waffle itself. Should they add a "hint" of syrup to the waffles (not anything that would result in sticky hands due to contact), or perhaps the addition of cinnamon or brown sugar, it would supersede the mcgriddle on my list. The mcgriddle has such "hint," but also suffers from an overabundance of grease. Said grease in the mcgriddle results in a terrible feeling of disgust and lack of health after consumption, while the dunkin waffle sandwich does not. Thus, the two remain on par with regards to taste. From the standpoint of eggs/cheese, I don't believe the mcgriddle or the dunkin waffle sandwich would stand above the other in the observance of a blind taste test. Thus, through the taste test portion of the critique, I've concluded the two to be quite comparable. However, due to the lack of a creative name, resulting in me calling it a "dunkin waffle sandwich", which is way too many syllables, the mcgriddle stands atop the pedestal.

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